I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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