I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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