Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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