It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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