Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My ATM looks so different sober.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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