I want to stick my p in your. b.
only if we run a train.
done.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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