Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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