K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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