I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
