her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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