sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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