it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I could fuck to npr.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I touched a dick in church today
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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