on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
