your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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