He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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