so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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