I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
