i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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