these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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