Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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