I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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