4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
