She went from zero to smokin in five shots
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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