I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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