he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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