just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
COCAINE IS GR8
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