the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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