i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i barfeds in our rink
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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