its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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