feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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