Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Randomize
