Already got asked if we're dating
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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