I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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