used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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