I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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