Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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