No awkward lesbian experiences without me
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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