yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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