i just wanna soil my oats bro
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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