Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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