listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You're a waste of cheezeits
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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