My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I think people are normalizing furries
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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