I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I need to align my fucking chakras
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