i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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