ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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