Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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