I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
from now on my penis is your penis
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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