i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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