I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My pussy is not your playground.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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