i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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