she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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