omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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